Vendera The Federal Agent

what do i do? networking and security,but does anyone appreciate that while you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing acapella at sarah lawrence i was getting root access to NSA servers, one click away from starting

a second iranian revolution.i prevent cross site scripting,i monitor for ddos attacks emergency database rollbacks and faulty transaction handlings, the internet heard of it? transfers half a petabyte of data every minute do you have any idea how that happens? all those youporn ones and zeros streaming directly

to your shitty little smartphone day after day, every dip shit shits his pants if he cany get the dubstep skrillex remix in under 12 seconds, its not magic its talent and sweat. people like me ensuring your packets get delivered unsniffed. so what do i do? i make sure that one bad config on one key compnnet doesnt bankrupt the entire fucking company. thats what the fuck i do