Steve French
I play guitar, write code for eventbrite.com, brew beer, have traveled to guatemala with doctors without borders, performed with the moscow ballet, ran moonshine in Kentucky during prohibition, wrestled a bear and won, won a gold medal in curling at the winter olympics, danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, ran with the bulls, and I've had it my way at burger king*.
*Some of these facts, are in fact, not facts.