Shane Brewer

Shane is like such an awesome dude. – Guy on street, Edmonton, AB

Shane is the most hansome white guy I have ever seen in my life! I’m texting all my friends about him right now!!!! LOL! – 14 Year Old Girl, Seoul, South Korea

Shane is very conscientious. – Mrs. Campell, Shane’s Grade 1 Teacher

Shane Brewer, was born on March 15, 1977 in Camrose, Alberta, Canada, a small “city” of 15,000 people where the average age is 153. As his interests did not include lawn bowling, or sitting in McDonalds all day drinking free refills of coffee, he left Camrose for Lethbridge to pursue the coveted education degree. Once he realized that he nether enjoyed spending time with spoiled brats and that he was filled with intense rage when around stupid people, he switched to the far more glamorous Computing Science degree.

Following a rock starish 3 years which included several late nights playing video games and no English classes, he graduated in 2000 and subsequently became a slave in the Silicon Valley as a Software Engineer. Within a year, he realized that he was not far enough in debt and returned to Alberta to pursue his Masters degree in Computer Science at the University of Alberta. And as he didn’t think a graduate student was necessarily busy and cool enough, he trained as a competitive swimmer and competed in the 2004 Canadian Olympic Trials.

Despite the odds of computer scientists everywhere, he found a girl that was actually willing to date him (And has no known mental conditions or brain damage… to date). Given the low probability of winning the lottery twice, he followed her to her native land of South Korea where for a year he taught English (AKA played “hangman” with kids 6 hours a day for a full year), and finished his Masters thesis in every Starbucks located in Seoul.

After completing his Masters degree, Shane did what anyone would do after spending 7 years studying a subject; he abandoned the field for a life of entrepreneurship which he thought would be even more rock starish than a software engineer. Shane started a company named Accelsun Corporation and began investing in real estate and the stock market, because that is way, way harder than computer science and Shane loves a challenge. Shane currently lives somewhere in the world, but we never know for sure because he travels and moves so much (2.3 * times his age to date!).