SharonVonGinger

Eater of sushi, talker of smack, doer of stuff.

I am going to blog again, eventually. I go to the zoo and take pictures. I'm waiting for National Geograhic to discover me so I can get paid tons of money and buy a sweet camera and be adored the world over. For now, I work at an online adult company, which pays the bills. Mostly.

I write all my work-related emails in Haiku, and I write memos to coworkers in Sharpie so they realize how important I am.

I am generally wary of carnival folk and anyone who owns a late 70's van with a teardrop window in the back. But I want to own one anyway. The van, not the owner.

I like to think of myself as the somewhat poor, unsuccessful version of Liz Lemon. I believe that she is a size 4, though. And I was a 9 straight out of the womb.