Red Shearer

I'm a dead cat. Some consider me quite reserved and stiff, but, once you get to know me, I am a lot of fun. Very good at lap sitting and pleading looks. I am boycotting the Oscars as no cats have ever been nominated. Not even Blofeld's cat or Jonesy in Alien.

Interestingly, I only paid 750$ less in federal taxes than Donald Trump in 2016 and 2017 despite spending a considerable time during those years sitting on his head.