Shyam Patel

Hey! My name is Shyam Patel and I am the laziest person I know. As you can see, I did not even bother to crop my picture for my portfolio. You may have also noticed that I have not used any contractions yet in this bio. It is starting to bug you now that you have noticed because it is just not how normal people speak or how they casually write. There is a simple explanation to your question. I am trying to take up space to make this bio long enough. You may have also realized that I am doing the same thing by answering your hypothetical questions. It is not long enough yet so I will have to keep writing. All I have to do is keep writing until I get to a two hundred word minimum; the good news for me is that I am almost there and will not have to keep doing this much longer, and you will not have to read this much longer either. I sincerely hope you found this bio insightful to the type of person I am. This sentence makes two hundred words so I think I will stop writing now.