Hello, My Name Is Sia Abderezai, I Am A:

I was born to an Iranian dad and an American mom, I have grown up in both the "West" and "Otherlands" and have seen both sides of the theatre and know enough to give an A+ on the props and costumes and an F- to the actors and script. They need to hire new writers and new stage hands to fix this play, because right now what we have is a disaster.

I like taking pictures, telling stories and giving you useful information.

You should hire me, or very least keep tabs, I'm a swell guy to know.