Sideration

Former anthropologist turned professional observer of the absurd, I traded field research for the art of finding humor in headlines. My research on contemporary social rituals now fuels my satire at SIDÉRATION, where I've mastered the delicate craft of turning press conferences into comedy gold. When not unraveling the poetry hidden in corporate statements, I document the fascinating mating rituals of start-up founders and their PowerPoint presentations. My series "The Great Dictionary of Modern Nonsense" earned me suspicious looks from communications directors across Paris. Some say I take too many notes during meetings; I say I'm preserving tomorrow's punchlines for posterity. My recent investigations into the correlation between stock market fluctuations and CEO zen retreat attendance remain, sadly, unpublished. Ten years in journalism taught me that the best stories are the ones that write themselves - I just add the footnotes. My academic background still shows: I can't help but reference Foucault when describing office coffee machine politics.