Slightly

Pretending to be a writer, Slightly (not her real name) treats WordPress like a punching bag in a "casual stab at creative non-fiction" that normal people would call irrational. She likes to forget that the reason she's a year younger than (most of) her classmates is not because she skipped a grade for being smarter than everybody else. She likes mozzarella sticks, and takes pride in not spelling in American. She needs friends.