Mohammad Elias Slim

Since 140 characters aren't enough, here goes my biography:

It all began in 1995. I was born in a society of crazy people, but I chose to hold on to my sanity. Well, I wouldn't describe myself as fully sane, but my insanity is nothing like others'. I'm usually irritated by weakness, stupidity and seriousness. I'm a man with ambition and craving success yet humor is my life's building block, I'm not sure if this described me enough, but these are some facts about me.

About Me:

I'm a boy. I'm seventeeen. I'm a HUGE Liverpool fan who is RED to the bone. Steven Gerrard is my inspiration. My trust is in Rodger's hands! I would've become a stand up comedian, but I like to sit down. I can get random, sarcastic and annoying. I'm a gamer. Mostly playing FIFA, NBA and Mortal Kombat. I fear faliure. Food is always my solution. I'm allergic to stupidity. I'm ambitious and an optimist too

My Goals In Life:

Become a successful Civil Engineer.

Visit the Anfield Road.

Get rid of beliebers all around the world.

Find the perfect girl.

Become an idol! (In dreams maybe)

Favorite Quotes:

- This club is all about winning trophies and we've got a chance of bringing the greatest trophy of them all back to Anfield - Steven Gerrard

- I will never play for another premiership club other than liverpool - Fernando Torres

-If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. -Homer Simpson
- (Meeting Aliens) Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! Homer Simpson