I Hate These Sounds

There's some sounds that give me homicidal thoughts. These are those sounds:

Mouth and Eating:

“Ahhs” after drinking, silverware scraping teeth or a plate, slurping, grinding teeth, throat clearing.

Breathing/Nasal:

Sniffling, snoring, yawning.

Vocal:

Humming, whistling.

Environmental:

Misc: clicking from texting, keyboard/mouse, TV remote, pen clicking, writing sounds, papers rustling/ripping, ticking clocks, texting and cell phone ringtone.

Utensils/metals:dishes clattering, fork scraping teeth, silverware hitting plates or other silverware and rattling change in pockets.

Plastic:water bottle squeezing and bouncing balls.

Wrappers:plastic bags crinkling/rustling, plastic bags opening or being rubbed and crinkling food packages.

Cars: sitting idling for long periods of time, beep when car is locked, car doors slamming and turn signal clicking.

Heavy equipment:lawnmowers, leaf blower, refrigerator, air conditioning and chain saws.

Impact sounds: other people’s voices, muffled bass music or TV through walls, doors/windows being slammed and basketball thumps.

Animal noises:dogs barking, bird sounds, crickets, frogs, dogs or cat s licking, drinking, slurping, eating, whining, dogs scratching themselves and trying to bite their fleas and claws tapping.

Baby: Baby crying, babbling, adults using baby talk and kids yelling.

TV:loud TV or radio.