Kyle "Spade" King

Kyle "Spade" King is largely to blame for the creation of spadeofkings.com...although some fault also lies with his wife Marian, who suggested opening a business he could do anywhere. A portion of the blame must also be assigned to the U.S. Navy, which has rendered Kyle a dependent Navy Husband with too much time on his hands, time which he uses to create destructive lies disguised as satire and forces them upon unwilling readers. He is a tyrant, a miscreant, a philanderer and he must be stopped. He is also on the lookout for a "Proud Navy Husband" bumper sticker, so if you see any of those let him know.