I never feel that there is really anything to tell. The perfuntory stuff always seems so boring. I am a girl. That means something to me, whether i want it to or not. At the moment, it means that i get to wear 50's styled polka dotted dresses.... without it being viewed as odd or creepy. That is a good thing. What makes it even better, is that i sometimes get those dresses on discount. It also means other girls think i should paint my nails. I think that is a waste of time. Nail painting is only an exciting thing when I am bored, or doing it for my two year old daughter. Otherwise it's a chore.... or it's a $40.00 monthly manicure that is an expense I really don't understand being married to. This is not a good thing. Also, I don't understand waking up early to spend 40 minutes on my hair. I'd rather sleep. Expected upkeep of being a girl; not a good thing. My clothes and shoes are cheaper than mens and I have more variety. That is a good thing. So, at the end of this bio, we learn that I am a girl, but i am not particularly good at being girly, that I seem to have a weird obsession with the number 40 (if anyone know what the hidden meaning behind this is, please feel free to contact me. i'm curious), and that I may come across as slovenly with bad fashion sense. Good thing indosyncratic and quirky is in right now. Thank you Zooey Deschenel (or however you spell it) for making it possible for girls like me to come across as endearing outside of movies like Ghost World and Juno.