Spevin Casey

Except to say...
I have journeyed far from my home planet, Deliberately Awkward.
Can’t say I’m too pleased to be here.

Current Status; Actively in possession of life.
Likes/Dislikes; Yep. (Mainly the latter).

I do not care for…your earth cuisine. Nope, none of it.
I do not care either, for your sexual relations. It takes too long and I have neither the time nor the sweat-glands.
I do not care for this obsession with “leisure-time”. A preposterous construct that only serves to give people false hope.
I do not care for the notion that one must spend constant leisure-time with ancestral kinfolk. Surely it would preferable to find persons you could relate to? Odd.
I do not care for your earth music. Your artists put too much “feeling” into things. It grates.
Likewise, I do not care for your televisual stimuli. Similar to your sporting activites everyone’s so enamoured with - I have trouble viewing them as sufficiently worthless wastes of time.
I do not care for these “novels” of yours - nor indeed, moving pictures. I find fictional accounts of anything trite and idiotic.
I do not care for your “shopping”. It concerns and irritates me that many of your peoples appear to live solely to perform this act. Unfathomable.
I do not care for defenceless animals - and do not see any reason why I should. I feel the same way about countless vulnerable minorities. Cyclists, left-handed people, the computer illiterate, Scandinavians, etc…

I do not care for YOU.