Me: husband to Elizabeth (who did this sketch); Texan; once called a "professional optimizator;" (slow-speed) runner; (extremely) amateur photographer

Work: HP ('04-'14, '17-present); Apple ('14-'17); TTU IE Dept. ('02-'04 – RA/TA); Ethicon ('00); Hastings ('97-'04)

School: MBA (UT Dallas, '12); MS Industrial Engineering (Texas Tech, '04; conc. in Operations Research); BSIE (TTU, '02)

Running PRs: 5K - 26:37 ('18); 10K - 59:49 ('13); half marathon - 2:13:06 ('18); marathon - 5:39:01 ('13) (I told you I was slow.)