'Steven Duke

Forged in the heavens and born unto Krytpon, no earthy man can compare to that of the NinjaDuke. He has more class than every guy on this site combined. Chuck Norris wears pajamas with NinjaDuke's face on them and the only time he cried was when the NinjaDuke was born, while indirectly single handedly creating the cure for cancer, (Chuck's Tears). Although, Chuck will likely not cry again. The NinjaDuke is an obsessive health freak, he doesn't age, he levels up. He stopped aging at around 19. Some say it's because he's actually half vampire, which would also explain his ungodly strength, agility and good hair (considering current movie trends). No, I don't sparkle in the sunlight and drool over less than desirable indecisive socially awkward females. Sorry Bella, not going to happen, calling me and trolling my facebook posts with passive aggressive comments will never make me fall in love with you.. AND NO, just cause I referenced Twilight doesn't mean I watch the movies, read the books, nor does it mean I like the idea of whiny emo Vampires and Werewolves fighting over little pale neurotic high school bitchez. © Steven Duke

^Ladies: If that made you mad, you don't deserve me. xP Do not message me if:
-You have no sense of humor^
-Your PMS cycle is all 31 days a month
-You're just trying to get lucky, I'm not a piece of meat. :(
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