Steve Woodward

Steve Woodward Adj. The individual, the subjective, the irrational, the romanticist, the imaginative, the personal, the spontaneous, the lover, the emotional, the visionary, the poet, the transcendental, the guy with huge genitals, a person who exaggerates.

I am Steve, Woody or Sven to those who know me. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the ill timed humour, (unrehearsed - it's called wit.) The white horse and the pale rider. The calm before the storm and the chaos in the wake. The guy most wanted by the hyperbole police for everything said so far.

I'm from Liverpool, great romanticist, great literary and artistic lover with terrible hair, a penchant for wearing black everyday. I'm just a normal guy with a myriad of mental health issues, if not a little obsessed by romance (which I believe is not dead, though I sometimes fear is in a coma,) I live for poetry, acinema enthusiast, multi instrumentalist, published artist and photographer, once upon a time actor, would be poet, lover of the English language but with an accent more suited to satire than serenades.

The fact I am not a billionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting Rhino is a constant niggle. So whether I shall be the hero of my own life or whether that station he held by another... let these pages tell!