If I were a gesture, I'd be the highest of fives. Positive.
If I were a pizza, I'd be a Hawaiian. Balanced.
If I were a superhero, I'd be Artie (the Strongest Man in the World). Glasses (used here as a synonym for vision).

Hi, I'm Matthew. I dig good people, good times and good pizza.

I also dig composing crafty copy. Prose that makes you sound like the best thing since the hot-dog-powered jet ski (patent pending). Stiff SEO that's sole purpose is stimulating web crawlers? I won't spin it. You'll rank on Google because your story is real and it matters. Let me tell your story.