Surreal Daddy

I'm a nerdy, quirky, 31 yr old father of 2.. I live with my wife ( Chantelle ) and my beautiful daughter ( Lexi ) My son ( Parker ) lives with my Ex.. I call myself the surreal daddy.. Because I often feel as tho, I'm dreaming.. If this IS a dream... Please don't wake me... Cause I'm the luckiest man alive..