Muhammad Taha Ahmed, born October 23, 1996 5'9" 196lbs, black hair, dark brown eyes. Turn ons: Smart chicks, random acts of kindness and senseless beauty, Burritos, Fried Chicken, wide open spaces. Turn offs: Facism, arrogant hippies, asparagus, mob mentality, Tamalees. Political orientation: Pragmatist, that means I think that everyone is an asshole but me. - Dennis Miller.