Tangzharyk Rakymberdi
Student, Mother, and Father in Alte Poststraße 134, 8020 Graz
Hey, awesome human or humanoid! 👋
If you’re reading this, chances are you just scanned my keychain. That means either:
- You found my keys (in which case: THANK YOU, HERO! 🦸♂️), or
- You’re just super curious and you stole my keys :(
📍 What you should do:
Please contact me:
📞 Phone: +43 677 628 59 200
📞 Phone: +43 688 647 45 667
📧 Email: [email protected]
Reward guaranteed: a drink 🍺 or whatever you wish under 20€.
😂 Bonus: Some jokes to brighten your day
1. Why programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
Answer this, if you can:
Someone’s mother has four sons; three are named North, East and West. What's the name of the fourth son.
🕵️ The Serious Part
If you return my keys, you automatically become the hero of my week.
And yes, I’ll reward you with something cool — chocolate, a drink, or maybe even a joke personally delivered.