Mike Tapio

Welcome to my personal page you fluorescent pheromone ocelots of impending doom.

My name is Mike Tapio, and I'm part of the S.W.A.T Special Forces in San Andreas. I have a net worth of over $50 Million but that fluctuates on a regular basis, so don't start contacting me to invest in your next business venture or to buy your house.

I drive around in a Flash or a Remington with my loaded weapon of choice, my trusty M4 that I have appropriately called THEBOSS (which happens to also be my cars license plate). I ticket filthy petrochemical love weasel criminals, and sometimes arrest them.

When I get lucky, a wanted cloud of death spore makes a run for it, I riddle them with holes, and sometimes blow them up, it all depends on the mood I'm in at the time or whether I have a chainsaw handy too.

I currently have 2 homes with a total combined value of $13million, and a business in LS. If you see me, wave and say hi, I'm a nice guy and good company to have unless you're a filthy orgasm intestine.

Random Stats: 97 Arrests / 62 Tickets given

(Total alive time as of making this profile: 28:13:16)