scott bisson

I think horses that ride in trailers are lazy. I'm way more cuddlier than I look. I make 8- track mix tapes for my friends, but don't know why they never listen to them. I'm very passionate about being dispassionate. They say that time heals all wounds. Except decapitation. That shit's permanent. I had a great uncle that died in a vat of alcohol, of course he reportedly climbed out 3 times to use the bathroom. I'm a sucker for a nice pair of twix. My grandma had a stroke down the left side of her body - she's all right now. I BITE. I was breast fed until the age of eight. The family dog was happy once I was finally weaned. I MESS WITH TEXAS. I can be very spontaneous if given enough forewarning. I flunked out of mime college for speaking. I was going to be the world's first talking mime. I want to be a chef. I hate cooking, but I have a tall white hat. My friends say I'm indecisive, but I don't know... I attended deep-sea welding school in Montana, but afterwards found it difficult to find work there. I like long walks on the beach. I think it's time that fan dancing made a comeback. I like Tai Chi, and Chai Tea. i can rip the phone book in half, I live in a town of 45 people.
A few years ago I conquered the world, but drank too much at the after party, and when I came to, the world had taken itself back. I bought ocean front property in Nevada and a bridge in New York and both are for sale if your interested. I've been described as disarmingly intelligent but only by the voices inside my head. I'm a punctual procrastinator. I thought I think too much, but then I thought otherwise. I'm a chronic insomniac. I frequently offend those who are easily offended, and those who are not. No one would ever call me politically correct. However, many have called me a jerk, a bastard, rude, insensitive, irreverent, a**hole, clod, the defendant, etc. I'm afraid of the dark, And the light. I think judgmental people are stupid. I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested. Chicks dig me. I'm a pretty tolerant person, unless your name happens to be Lactose. I lowered my cholesterol. I say what other people are thinking. Or maybe I have that backwards. I don't run or walk with scissors. They come to me! It's OK to need reassurance, isn't it? I may be schizophrenic, but at least i have each other. I do what the voices in my girlfriends head tell me to do, I have ADOS. . . Attention Deficient Ooooh Shiny! and My friends say I have a short attention sp...