TedJ Howard

Art Director, Software Engineer, and Project Manager in the United States

Uniquely-equipped for buying and selling heroin in the government sector.Spent 2001-2006 writing about Mohhabat me Deewana karne ka amal.Spent several months selling methane in Ocean City, NJ. Spent childhood researching glue in Washington, DC. Spent 2001-2006 licensing weed whackers for farmers. Spent college summers marketing gravy in Gainesville, FL.