Fat Matt Squatch

Life Coach and Artist in North Carolina

About Me

I’m Fat Matt, or “Squatch,” a long-haired, bearded, inked, and pierced artist and naturalist living in North Carolina. I was a father before I could drive, and I've been a sperm donor since I was 22, with 18 offspring fathered over the years, via AI, PI, and NI. Additionally, I sold semen in Orlando to a fertility clinic from 1996 to 1998. I am queer, leaning towards men. I've been out since 1991, and I'm in a stable relationship since 2009. I'm a gainer, looking to lift weights, eat more, and get my weight to about 350-400 pounds, as I embark on my 50s.

..and yes, I conceptualize myself as a tattooed anthropomorphic pig, walrus, or sasquatch, depending on mood.

My Interests

  • baking, cooking, food
  • camping, outdoors, hiking
  • classic rock, heavy metal, The Grateful Dead
  • furry culture
  • Bear/Chub (gay men) culture
  • Nudism/Naturism
  • My regular Twitter: Fatrustbeltpig
  • My “adult” Twitter: Fatbeastdad
  • My Furaffinity: bigbarefootbeast
  • Email: fatrustbeltpig@gmail.com
  • Kik: Porcusmaximus
  • Phone: 919-610-6505
  • Venmo: rustbeltpig
  • Paypal: paypal.me/rustbeltpig