Michael Webb

Hey, My name is Michael C. Webb. You can call me Chase, my middle name. I currently live in St. Louis, MO with my beautiful wife Allison (Allie). I am originally from various small towns scattered around east Texas. I graduated Rains county high school in 2006 and attended one semester of college at Paris Junior College in 2007.

So, If you have managed to stay awake through that extremely boring intro paragraph, you will now proceed to read more into the life of Chase.

When I was young, Lets start with the ages 5-7, I was raised by my grandparent for a short period of time, not sure why that was the case, I never asked. My parents were still around. I remember things, like my dad picking up from school one day when I had made a "Mess" in my jeans. It Was terrible, I had been sick for a few days and I told the teacher I had to use the restroom, but she thought otherwise. Once I convinced her I had to relieve my bowels she let me go, but it was to late. Half way down the hall my cheeks decided they could not clench together anymore and they were giving up. So there I was standing in the hall with a "Mess" in my pants. My dad got out of work to come get me and take me to my grandma's house to change. We found the spare key to the front door and went in. My grandmothers house alarm went off and we had no clue what the password was. We tried calling her to get the pin code but had no luck. I was still in my poop pants, not knowing what to do with the alarm going off, when a nearby police officer shows up to see what was going on. i eventually got changed and the alarm was eventually turned off, but it sure was one of the most embarrassing days of my youth.

Once I finished second grade I went to live with my parents in Venus Tx. They had just bought a new house in the homesteads. This is also the house were the greatest Christmas ever took place.... well I will work on this some more later. See you later Internet.