The Farce

So I've joined the world of online self importance and bad literature. Do you care what I think, what funny photos I've posted or what really gets my goat? Well it seems as if you do because you're here and you're about to learn why life is a farce, why quite frankly it doesn't really matter what colour eye shadow you wear with your pink dress, how much money you earn, if you own an iphone or if that girl at work likes you.

Right, lets get things sorted from the outset. I will offend you at some point, I might even make you cry. I will probably say something outrageous, things that's make your mum faint and I will definitely slag off your religion, clothes, life choices etc. But... it's all in good humour. I'm not a basket case looking to pick a fight, I'm just an honest joe, a girl who's made a life of bold statements, saying everything you think but won't admit to and making people laugh with very non-pc comments. I love by the rule, never think twice, which really just means I follow my heart (and very rarely my head), I say what i think and I try not to regret anything. This is my take on life, my view on the world and of the people that fill it.

Welcome to the jungle.