I am The Fashist.

As implied by the pun, my approach to fashion is totalitarian - you either look good, or you don't. To achieve the divine status of well-dressed, most will require complete subservience to my state. My regime is, as you may have imagined (or, sadly, not) brutal: I do not coddle to the feelings of the glum repulsive fat old inverts of the world. However, brutality has its perks: as undeniably evidenced by history, it is certainly often the key to efficiency. So, fashion inverts (or, soon to be, converts): listen up. I am intolerant, I am hypocritical, I condone horrific violence and require blind obedience, but I can give you a better life. Follow me, and you too can look fabulous!