The Gatekeeper

I was nicknamed "The Gatekeeper" while I lived in St. Louis, Missouri also known as "The Gateway City". I would sit there and just watch all the people pass on by doing the most stupid and retarded things imaginable. This was a neighborhood that gunfire was heard several times during the day and drug raids were everyday occurrences. The thought of people beating the hell out of each other over a color is still hilarious to me! People started telling me information about all kinds of things I never even wanted to know about or even get involved with. It got to the point that if you needed information on something, you were told to come see me. They said that I was "The Gatekeeper of The Darkest Knowledge." I am not a street thug or even thuggish to any extent today. Now I am a family man and have been for some time now. If you want to know something, just ask or wait for my autobiography to find out. It will be coming out after I do something famous. Ha!