The Kitten Amelia

Meow, here's the thing. I'd be lying to you right here and meow if I said I was just an ordinary kitten. Sure, I live in the here-and-meow, take life with an equal sprinkling of merriment and disdain, and essentially attempt to kill my human captors every time I get the chance. Is that all it takes to pass as a kitten meow-a-days? If so, count me out.

I've got an active social life. I'm on TWITTER. Do you know how hard I had to work to get past that annoying Turing test? Here's a hint: paws aren't the most precise tools to use when operating a capacitive device.

Are you still reading this? I'm bored with you meow. Goodbye.

=O.o=