Kyle Bennett

I'm a person. I don't drink. I don't smoke, or take drugs. I don't care if I'm not 'cool'. I have great friends anyway. I'm fat, although everyone tells me I'm skinny, and I don't give a shit about what people say about me. I have a cat, and yes, she's a violent motherfucker like me. I want to get tazered, apparently it's quite relaxing. Does it make me thick because I can't spell or read easily? I speak French, does that make me smart? And yes, j'ai les chevaux 'sexy'. Done.