Is my biography to be defined by the things I do or is it a life narrative? Is there a place for humility in these biographies? Why call them biographies when they are best described as resumés? I love when people call themselves polymaths on their profiles, it's not possible to be a polymath in the 21st Century. It usually betrays a lack of focus when someone lists out many widely disparate disciplines. OK lets go then! Thomas Brunkard is a Dublin based crank...