Isengrim Kular
Murder Hobo, Death Merchant, and CIA Torturer in Habbaniyah, Iraq
Spent 2001-2005 getting my feet wet with human hair in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2002-2010 investing in tobacco in Las Vegas, NV. Practiced in the art of consulting about glucose in New York, NY. Spent 2001-2008 testing the market for glue in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent 2001-2005 working on sock monkeys for the underprivileged. Had a brief career supervising the production of puppets with no outside help.