Aaron Bell

Texan-born, western strength runs through blood. It's probably the reason that I prefer warmer climates. You know, because I'm so cold and calculated.

Keeping mostly to myself, I associate with a person ONLY when they commit to two things:

1. They consistently commit themselves to a higher standard, of whatever they do, than ever thought possible, and
2. They're damn funny

I'm not genius when it comes to humor. So it goes, I'm at least the second funniest nineteen-year-old in Kalamazoo who was born in Texas.

But that's all I know. Can't tell you for sure about that, because everyone seems to be born in Texas nowadays.

Have I established that i was born in Texas? Did I? Good. It's something I'm very proud about that I had nothing to do with.

Now what about you? Do you fit the above two criteria? If you're consistently striving to become a better version of yourself AND you're damn funny, I would love to get to know you better.

Really, email me for my number today so we can can talk.

Yours truly,

Aaron