Tiffany Everett

Welcome, wee baby. I'm currently writing this with an upset belly and a need for sleepy time. I sleep at old people time, or ten at the latest.

You're probably asking yourself; Are you really desperate enough to make this shit for dates?

Well, inanimate asker, no. I'm desperate for other things, like Panda Express. That link will direct you to a weird band camp group.

However! Let's say you ARE interested in this tiny thing that is me. I don't understand why, but here's whatcha do; DM me or visit this link.

http://www.thiscrush.com/~adumbdoggy

^ that'll let you be anonymous if you're a nervous nelly.

So! About me!

I'm a fifteen year old lesbo, but that haircut probably already told you that.

I listen to SleepyCabin podcasts to help me sleep, but I might listen to the Super Best Friends Play podcast too?

I'm kinda overprotective of my friends, not in an angry way though. Just in the way that their problems give me horrible anxiety. They're precious babies, don't judge me.

My favorite food is orange chicken from Panda Express, but I usually get that in a bowl with white rice.

I really like the little details in things. It's to the point where I can write piles of paragraphs about a sock.

I can make food, so that's something. I'm actually thinking of growing stuff to make food. Mmmmmaybe Asian cuisine.

I'm not a feminist, at least not this new feminism thing. Everyone is a donut, and we're all delicious no matter how we look or what we've went through.

I'm rather affectionate, but there's things you gotta ask about. Consent is pretty important.

I own the accounts @ftmhelp and @mtfhelp

If you need someone to talk to about literally anything, I'm your gal

☀︎I'm actually looking for a roommate to live with me in three years! I'm gonna be moving over to North Carolina, contact me if you're interested! (DM)☀︎