The Merchant
SELLING STUFF TO RANDOM LOSERS in Atlanta, Georgia
Ah ah ah! Hello, I am Zacharie, alternatively titled "The Merchant." If you have played the game in which I have been created, then you should know that I am a man of a few words, so I'll make this short, sweet, and to the point of the blade. Heh, heh...Anyway! Enough pointless blather--let me cut directly to the chase. Despite my title and point in the game, I have decided to answer your stupendous queries.
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No, no, of course I am not doing this of my own accord. My dear friend, Maya, requested that I do this, and do this I will. Simple as that. So, please demandez à l'écart!
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That is ask away, mis amigos!