Todd Parrish

Self-employed Ninja Assassin who once made the Kessel Run in just over 12 parsecs. I know a parsec is a unit of distance and not time, smart ass. But you see, as the Kessel Run involves skirting as close to a black hole as possible the distance is far more important than the time. The closer you get, the more impressive. I'm not even a scientist and it makes sense to me so just go with it because honestly, we can't keep finding fault with Star Wars if we want the entire fabric of my existence to remain intact. Anyway, just oever 12 parsecs. Not bad huh? I mean, I'm no Han Solo, but still.

Other things about me:

-movie nerd

-music nerd

-arch-liberal

-writer of half-finished screenplays and the occasional mildy entertaining tweet.