During the day, my technological discoveries have benefited the world in the most altruistic of ways. The application called "Hello World," was discovered by me when I was trying to say Hi to Warlords everywhere. Darn you autocorrect! Google was my idea. But Silicon Valley did not like my original name, "Batfinder." The iPhone was actually Alfred's invention. But when he isn't my butler, people call him Steve.

By night, I scour the streets of my Gotham-like living room to rid vermin and other diseased scum to protect my wife and children.