Tonya Constant

Video game writer and co-founder of recently-acquired The Ant Firm, a QA company in London, ON. Part-time nihilist. Game pitch writing savant. I have tutored children, sold wedding dresses, and written video games. I have finished Bioshock 19 times. I have synesthesia and I am a yellow 7. I have no tolerance for garden gnomes, spaghetti squash, derelict farm equipment, or Marisa Tomei. My happy place is a crawl space in Aperture Science Labs. I'm afraid of antiques, seahorses, and a place called Clandeboye. I butter my donuts. I'm too short and weak to scoop my own ice cream. I am compared to Lisbeth Salander more often than is comfortable. I eagerly await the zombie apocalypse.