Too Blonde 2 Care

About Emma: a cynical blonde pixie unafraid to speak her mind, brilliantly inappropriate black sense of humour, does good deeds in secret, will eat cake out of the dustbin and wears children's shoes (sometimes without asking them).

About Victoria: a classic english rose with sharp and witty thorns, posh but so wrong, offends with class, creative yet geeky, likes those ridiculous mini-pigs and has disturbing (to others) dreams.

We are both TOO BLONDE 2 CARE.