"If they've struck you....I will gift you their hands.

If they've kicked you.... I will gift you their legs.

If they've spat at you, cursed you.... I will gift you their tongues embellished with arsenic.

If they've glanced at you indecently....I will gouge their eyes out and turn them into ornaments.

When their remarks burn, tell me, I will set them ablaze.

When they've made tears bound from your eyes, tell me, I will truly give them a reason for tears.

When they've shattered your heart, tell me, I will rip theirs out of their chest.

If they've done anything that might dissatisfy you, even just a bit Tell me, for I will carry karma to their doorstep and they will NEVER wound you again.

Ask me for anything and it will be yours For you, if you request it of me, I would bring the world to its knees You know this well So... Tell me who hurt you, and I'll make them pay."

My Favorite Rouxls Kaard line (Deltarune)

"Ge hahahaha... Thoust WORMS reallyst thoughtst... Thoust had seeneth the Lasteth of Me??? Chips Ahoyeth, Landlubbers! Arrrrrr-t thou ready-eth to visiteth Davith Jones' Lockre???"