willie

i ate a cat once. I watched a house burn to ashes. I make shitty ass videos on the internet. I dance naked. I bump to trap music in my car. I used to watch iCarly but now I watch Cory in the House reruns. 6teen and Aqua Teen are pretty cool too. I masterbate by tying my dick to a string then tie that string to a doorknob and slam it shut. Highly recommended. I am a proud owner of Heelys and you can find me on most dating sites cuz I am a lonely ass nigga looking for sum puhpuhpuhpussy. I live in a city that has nothing but Bojangles and a mall. I loveBojangles. I am currently listening to A thousand miles. I miss the 2000s. That's so raven, Zoey 101, Hillary Duff, Hannah Montana, Blink 182 ALL make up 2000s. If you like any of that I FUCKING LOVE YOU. If you're reading this hit me up. I AM BORED AF. Idc if u work. Idc if u seeing someone. Idc if u don't live anywhere close to me. BOREDOM IS THE LAST THING I WANT. So go to my instagram, amosc@bishmov, oh yeah my name is Willie.