Trent Williams

Flash Version: Servant of Jesus Christ. Brother of 8. Writer (at trentisaac.org). Speaker (Advanced Communicator Silver with Toastmasters). Lover of politics (as a conservative) and comedy (as in clean comedy). Full Version: I am an Imagi - an imagination magician. I use my imagination to fool myself into thinking that I’m amazing. Plus, laughter is my middle name (it’s true, “Isaac” means laughter in Hebrew). I believe humor is a tool in the hands of a wise man, a weapon in the hands of a fool. Imagination and humor combined in the hands of me = awesomeness. The electricity went out for five days in honor of my birth in 1991. In 2000, I accepted Jesus Christ as my savior. 2001: my family moved from upstate New York to Texas. 2009: Bell county 4-H fair awarded me Grand Champion in the clothing division for the second year straight (thanks to my sisters/coaches), this time for sewing a wedding dress. In 2010, I graduated from high school as a homeschooler. Also in 2010, I won a Toastmasters Area Humorous Speech Contest. In 2011, I was named “World’s Slowest Dishwasher.” I’m the host of the imaginary TV show Dancing with the Dugongs. I’ve authored the book, Bee-Hop: The Step by Step Guide to Techno-River Dancing (currently unwritten). And I play the harmonica. Occasional diaper changer, 1/64th Native American, I’m Trent Isaac Williams. What will I do this year? You get to find out - real time! (I deserve the blame for the stupid things I made up, God deserves the glory for the neat things he’s allowed me to do.)