Trevor Chomumwe

This is not false modesty or being clever – it's a fact.

I can't drive, I own no property, have no kids, no real savings, I'm not married, I'm tall, skinny and... Um... 'six packless' (certainly not what your average female is dreaming about).

In fact the only thing that has kept me from spending my life aggressively waving a paper cup at passers-by (while swearing and blowing spit into a harmonica) is the work that I want to do.