Tristen Elliott
Phoenix, Arizona, United States
Im from phoenix and I get a private jet to Florida state univerity everyday where they great my with a parade in my honor.
I dont have to walk anywhere because my slaves carry me everywhere and I dont feed myself because they do that too. I have given up all things to do in life because my slaves pretty much doing everything for me. every friday me and my slaves enjoy the afternoon eating dunkeroo's and bouncing on a bouncy castle!