Turtle

hello there

heres my discord server: https://discord.gg/s7kgnGyV

for clarification: IM NOT A TORTOISE

things that i have been called (nicknames):
turtle
don
aiden
wood glue
beer
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monkey
COUGH-COUGH-creature-COUGH-WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE-COUGH-VOMIT-feature-COUGH-COU-ahem
bonk
tortoise (false i am not a tortoise)
media
volcano

mmmm need more nicknames

i like redstone stuff and minecraft speedrunning and the stock market

i like WOF (1-9) and i like most mcu movies

I love legos but i have the weirdest selection of pieces, it's so hard to build bc it's like i have 1 of every piece specifically

Origin Story:
DISCLAIMER:I have long-term memory loss since my beginning, so this is purely based of what others have told me and mostly educated speculation

NOW FOR THE LORE:
so once upon a time i was a normal turtle under the sea, just chilling and being a little bit fascinating, when one day, i was on a business trip to Mexico when there was a MASSSSIVE oil spill, which leaked into the ocean around my vicinity. The toxins and harsh chemicals that I did not understand at the time enveloped my lungs and bloodstream, mutating me and by chance evolving me and my mind to the point of equality with peak human logical reason. I had become part turtle and part human, and before long I used my newfound rational mind to fit into life around me as Turtle (which is my name ^^^).

LiFe:
I now live with some other turtles who had similar experiences as siblings, and I frequently acquaint myself with humans online through Discord in a rather casual manner which is why almost nobody has suspected my true identity. I am obsessed with Minecraft and, moreover, how the game itself works. I like studying physics irl and in game to design some pretty cool machines in both worlds. I 3d print some stuff like a simple machine that basically plays MC for me and my favorite creation: a working Turbo Jet Engine. In MC, my currect project is an Orbital Strike Cannon (or OSC for future use of the term), which is a very sophisticated contraption capable of sending an extremely compressed payload of explosive force (ok fine a nuke) to any given coordinates in the world. I also dabble in coding and software engineering, though mostly scripting (AHK), and the majority of things I write up are macros for convenient help with daily tasks.

heres my bio so far W bio