Greetings & Felicitations! I'm a middle-aged former fine arts student and goth girl, currently a full-time caregiver for a family member with an end-stage neurological disorder. You can find me on Twitter (@Umbrael) or on Tumblr at http://umbrael.tumblr.com/

LIKES: Privacy. Independence. Deadlines. Punctuation. Art. Music. Poetry. Tolkien. Wikis and how-to websites. Trivets. Manic Panic. Coupes. Hatchbacks. Kung Fu Hustle. Ripper Street. Twin Peaks. CHM era Top Gear. X-Files. Feng Shui. Cheese. Coffee. My bathroom library shelves. Paranormal. Boom canons. La-Z-Boy recliners. Space pirates. Skeleton War. LotRO. WoW.

DISLIKES: Texting. Surprises. Paperwork. Heights. Flying. Sap. Snooty/elitist people. RWNJs. Flailing. Flirting. Lechers. Clingy huggy types. People that show up unannounced, uninvited, and off schedule. Anyone else touching my stuff. Sedans. Spelling fails. Mayonnaise. Corporaterrorists. Firefly. Joss Whedon. Walker Texas Ranger. Dating. Flirting. Romantic crap. Prequel movies. Zombie apocalypses.