Cynthia Cummins

Once upon a time I strived for UberMomdom. But eventually I gave up and embraced my role as UnderMom. I'm the miscreant mother who didn't show up with home-baked cookies for the school birthdays, who refuses to taste the suspicious milk, who can't abide a thong, who doesn't like Zumba, who is jealous of her child's popular peers, and who doesn't give a rat's ass about the benefits of quinoa.