The Unfed

• Ingeniously unimaginative oral and written communication skills

• A born multitasker, organized, and insatiably driven to document all the minutiae of executive life

• Self-actualizes through a masterful command of Microsoft Excel which, while impressive, will never develop into any disruptive higher ambition

• Bears coffee and waters plants with the pliance of an ancient Mediterranean handmaid (silent, soft-footed, will never look you in the eye)

• Enjoys sustainability, classical music, light exercise, and repetitious networking events

Favorite Quote:

"Oh I don't mind making coffee! I would do it for myself anyway."