Vagabond Ted

When Ewe live a Nomadic life, fouwk git ta bein suspicious of ya and tend ta think ewe is upta no good. Wanna knowed the reel secrit? If'n ya git right close and press gently upon the heartbeat of it, Vagabonds,,,,,

who wander with no visible means of support, kinda liek Jane Russell when she forgits her bra, are some of thee most pleasant, well rounded fouwk you'd ever wantta impress upon, or stumble on up against.

Why you ask?? We have less ta worry abouwt than most of Ewe cuz wa'ell, we jist have less... except that is, fer Jane....

Most Vagabonds find sumpthin ta liek abouwt this existence, tho some who've been on the streets a might too long kin be as downright ornery and miserable as ewe'awl kin be.

Soes if your mind is wanderin, romantically whimsical bouwt a Vagabond kinda life and ya need help snappin ouwt uv it, or ya jist need a break from the hecticity of yer comfortably Homed way of life, put on yer sturdy steely toed, blues sueded shoes and prepare yerself fer a fresh hike uv crisp perspective. Come along the Homeless Trail as this Vagabond shares his & friends storees uv the sometimes harsh and lonely, always cold reality, of a real Vagabond's kind uv life.

Who knows? Maybe next time yer mind is gettin whimsically romantic, or yer shoes are startin ta quickenin your pace inta bein a no-glance passer by, Ewe kin instead let yourself Wander comfortably around us, and not worry abouwt getting Lost.